The following quotes are from the speeches posted on this blog. Just click the link to get to the speech where the quote’s from.

If throwing lawsuits at your fans becomes a core component of your business model, then you no longer have a good business model. Unless you’re a lawyer.

As my mother used to say, “Never play Russian roulette with an Uzi.”

“If you want to know what the future will look like, don’t ask a scientist – ask an experienced kindergarten teacher.”

— Cliffard Stoll

It’s not always easy to push yourself – and that’s why they invented mothers.

Stay hungry, stay foolish!

If you live each day, as if it was your last, some day you’ll most certainly be right.

We actually can afford the BBC, because we can’t afford not to.

You remember, at the beginning people were wondering: “How come he doesn’t have all the support in the African-American community?”. Do you remember that? That was when I wasn’t black enough. Now I’m too black.

I’m proud to admit on camera and on the internet that I will never talk to any police officer under any circumstances.

Don’t you laugh! You were a sperm too!

An collectively, you,… all of you,… most of whom are I’m not even sure of drinking age,… ermm, you’ve created the best political organization in America and probably the best political organization you’ve seen in the last thirty, forty years.

…, the best man’s speech should last as long as the groom makes love.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

I was honored to be in this race with Barack and I am proud that we had a spirited dialogue… That was the nicest way I can think of phrasing it.

There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

The brickwalls are there for a reason. The brickwalls are not there to keep us out. The brickwalls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brickwalls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough. They are there to stop the other people.

Be prepared: “luck” is where preparation meets opportunity

Why did I call it “a magic glass box”? […] Because he is a 13th century warlord!

A virus is a string of nucleic acid with attitude

Hybrids are like mermaids – when you want a fish you get a woman and when you need a woman, you get a fish.

There must be an end to speculation with other people’s money.

If you take another job you don’t like, isn’t that a little like saving sex for your old age?

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